Well for a day starting off with kombucha tea with some gin, so obviously this will be a good day. I load the game next to a dead elk, and can't remember what the heck I was doing, so like any normal person, I got off to kill some witches and a hagraven for a creepy knife.
Spiders. Spiders everywhere, and on top of everything, they're augmented spiders, because seriously, who looks a a giant spider and says, hmm this isn't terrifying enough. Well, at least we get to try and blow them up with a microwave gun.